Dating? Apply here.

Brian’s dance card has room on it, but he is clueless and even at his age, knows nothing about how to go about “the whole relationship thing”.  He needs a clear clue!  Think you’d be a great partner? Apply now!  If not, then just ignore this and move along or pass the link to someone who might be a good match.

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*First Name

*Last Name

*Date of BirthUnder 18 solid no. Under 25 soft no.

*GenderYour gender identity

*PronounsYour preferred pronouns

*Primary Email AddressWhat is the best email to reach you?

Facebook ProfileWhat's the URL of your Facebook Profile?

Your website?Got a personal website you run? Let's see it!

*Have you met Brian? If so, what do you think?

*EducationDescribe your education

*How do you feel about new and exotic foods?

*Myers–Briggs Type Indicator

ISTJ - The Inspector ISTP - The Crafter ISFJ - The Protector ISFP - The Artist INFJ - The Advocate INFP - The Mediator INTJ - The Architect INTP - The Thinker ESTP - The Persuader ESTJ - The Director ESFP - The Performer ESFJ - The Caregiver ENFP - The Champion ENFJ - The Giver ENTP - The Debate ENTJ - The Commander If you don\'t know, Google it.

*Life can be challenging. Describe a challenge you face and how you deal with it.

*Living Situation

homeless apartment by myself apartment with roommates own a home/trailer/condo rent/lease a home/condo/trailer live rent free with friends live rent free with family Live free on my own boat/camper/RV Which best describes your home?

*Do you have any children?

Yes and they live with me     Yes and they are grown up and on their own     Yes and I have visitation     Yes and I have neither custody nor visitation     No    

*Primary Source of Financial Support?Where does your money come from? Got a job? Trust fund?

*What are your top three long term lifetime goals?

*What are 3 short term (within the next year or less) goals you have?

*Tell me what gets you all excited to geek out about?

*What is your favorite dinosaur?

*What song fills you with joy?

*Do you like to travel?

*Do you have a valid passport?

Sometimes Brian is beyond awkward in relationships. How would you communicate if things are not going well?

*What exactly do you want from a relationship with Brian?

*Physical LimitationsDescribe what physical limitations might be applicable to dating. Include: Allergies, accessibility needs, necessary medical care, limitations, etc.

*Mental ConditionDescribe what mental or psychological limitations might be applicable to dating. Include: hangups, mental conditions, and triggers

*Political ViewpointDescribe your political stance

*ReligionDescribe your religious beliefs if any.

*What\'s your best physical attribute?Describe the best part of your body.

*What\'s your best mental/phycological attribute?Describe the best part of your mind.

*Describe the best relationship you've had in the past.

*What types of relationships are you OK with?

Polyamorous     Monogamous     Anarchic     FWB     Ace Romantic     Ace Cuddlebuddies     Physical only    

*Describe what's off limits and what you want to explore more.I want to know what your limits are for likes and dislikes.

*Describe your perfect date

*Fast forward. We've been dating for a while and you are extatically happy about it. How did I win you over?

*A miracle happened. Brian got 100,000 applications! Oh NO! What makes you stand out as the best one of them all?

Fields with (*) are compulsory.